Saturday, March 19, 2011

Things to do in Paris

1. Step in some dog shit
2. Fall in the Seine
3. Read A la recherche du Temps Perdu on the subway
4. Straighten all the croissants
5. Kiss a French woman
6. Punch out a French policeman
7. Run naked through the Luxembourg Gardens
8. Tear down the Eiffel Tower
9. Smoke a cigarette
10. Say "C'est la guerre..."
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6 comments:

  1. J. BrightMarch 19, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    No kidding dude, I'm sick of those smart ass croissants, they all look like cynical sneers.

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  2. Roman MuradovMarch 19, 2011 at 12:11 PM

    I'd read Proust upside down. As a statement.
    Or at least flip the dust jacket.

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  3. Dlove4u2March 20, 2011 at 6:17 PM

    I like to streak now and then

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  4. B.M.E.A.J.March 21, 2011 at 12:48 AM

    "sourir en regardant la Joconde"...

    j'ai un petit souci de traduction pour "Punch out a French policeman... ? je comprends pas ?

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  5. JasonMarch 21, 2011 at 5:00 AM

    De frapper, ou battre, un policier français.

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  6. B.M.E.A.J.March 22, 2011 at 6:37 AM

    oui, alors ça vous pouvez déjà le faire à Montpellier !

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