Thursday, April 23, 2015

Just discovered Mitch Hedberg

Dude was funny.

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  1. "I dont have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."

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  2. "A fly was very close to being called a “land” because that's what it does half the time."

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  3. "It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky."

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  4. "As a kid, I used to jump on beds. But as an adult, I do not sleep on trampolines."

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