tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5789524189763910172.post7062981581968915223..comments2024-03-01T12:30:28.647-08:00Comments on Ink hard: Just discovered Mitch HedbergJasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01541863702465505291noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5789524189763910172.post-11890058958378322932015-04-27T13:14:42.928-07:002015-04-27T13:14:42.928-07:00"As a kid, I used to jump on beds. But as an ..."As a kid, I used to jump on beds. But as an adult, I do not sleep on trampolines."Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01541863702465505291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5789524189763910172.post-65430641448415071032015-04-26T13:50:54.256-07:002015-04-26T13:50:54.256-07:00"It's very dangerous to wave to people yo..."It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky."K.F. Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07610913474559088921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5789524189763910172.post-50650063732805893482015-04-24T05:28:42.488-07:002015-04-24T05:28:42.488-07:00"A fly was very close to being called a “land..."A fly was very close to being called a “land” because that's what it does half the time."Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01541863702465505291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5789524189763910172.post-49154738230966610082015-04-23T21:55:11.069-07:002015-04-23T21:55:11.069-07:00"I dont have a girlfriend. I just know a girl..."I dont have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that." Andrew Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920453883505563551noreply@blogger.com