Sunday, August 21, 2022

The solution


I woke up this morning with the solution to America's problem. 

People married the wrong people. Trump and Hillary, don't they look like a married couple? They do, right? They're the ones that should be married. And at the same time, I never bought Bill and Hillary as a couple. Bill and Melania on the other hand... It's obvious when you think about it.

So, someone take care of this, and no need to thank me.  


  1. So Billary and Delania would become Dillary and Belania? Preposterous!

    Honestly, I don't see what you're seeing. You might need to write a story about this to convince me of the wisdom and logistics. But I'm not sure I'd want to read it.

  2. Damn, it seemed like a brilliant idea at the time. Oh, well.

  3. On further reflection, I think Melania would be OK with it, but Hillary would object (and probably Donald).

    Then again, if we could interest Donald in another reality TV show—‘Presidential Wife Swap’; basically, Big Brother with a house full of ex-presidents—maybe he'd ease off his attempts to overthrow American democracy (and focus on those Nielsen ratings instead).

    Also, I think your idea would be perfect for Colbert's show. Be sure to bring it up during your pre-show interview.

  4. I would pay money to see a reality show of Trump staying a month in the home of a working class MAGA family.

  5. Now you're talking! ‘The Houseguest’. So long as it's got ratings attached to it, I'm down with the idea. Where is TV producer Mark Burnett now, when we really need him? He brought this problem to our doorstep.